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Golden Globes Glow-Up: Celebs Stumble Into Skybar to Recover from Their Own Speeches
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Golden Globes Glow-Up: Celebs Stumble Into Skybar to Recover from Their Own Speeches

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

✨ 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards After Party at Skybar ✨Black Tie Gala ·| Red Carpet | Celebrity DJs 📅…

SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
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SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…

The Quilt brings the noise to Rogers Musical Evenings and everyone in the audience is suddenly a folk music expert
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The Quilt brings the noise to Rogers Musical Evenings and everyone in the audience is suddenly a folk music expert

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

San Antonio’s most sacred art event, “The Way of the Cross,” returns April 3–12, 2025, at San Fernando Cathedral, promising…

HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
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HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…

Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives
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Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Godzilla Decides to Take a Third Vacation, Announces New Movie Because Apparently One Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a…

Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy
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Matinee Disco @ Joyface – Where the Sunshine Boys Groove and the Girls Get Groovy

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Over-30s Can Now Dance Without Needing a Nap Before 9 PM! 🕺🍕 The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface (71…

Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
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Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…

ALEX SKOLNICK Teams Up With ARDESHIR FARAH: Where Shredding Meets Shiraz
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ALEX SKOLNICK Teams Up With ARDESHIR FARAH: Where Shredding Meets Shiraz

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

When the Electric Guitar Met Its Long-Lost Acoustic Cousin: A Tale of Two Six-String Wizards, One Who Forgot What Plugs…

MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
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MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…

The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…

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