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PARADISE LOST, those lovable British purveyors of gloom and riffs, have unleashed yet ANOTHER music video for “Tyrants Serenade.” Because,…
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
Tickets are now on sale for what is possibly the most intellectual cinematic masterpiece of our time, nay, of all…
Anti-Worlds, bless their cotton socks, will be unleashing Jim Hosking’s latest cinematic masterpiece (or dumpster fire, jury’s still out 👨⚖️)…
CORONER, those Swiss dudes who peaked in the ’80s, are BACK! 🤣 With a new album, “Dissonance Theory,” dropping on…
So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…
OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…
OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…
Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…
Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…
