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Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
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Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…

Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
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Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! 🇺🇸 Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…

THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
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Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating 🤪 African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…

BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
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BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation 🥁 Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…

MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
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MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Hey there, metalheads! 🤘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…

Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
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Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…

River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
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River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…

Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…

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