NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…
Tag: Music
Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…
Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…
I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)
Michigan’s own musical geniuses, I PREVAIL, have graced us with another banger, “Into Hell,” courtesy of Fearless Records. 🙄 Yes,…
FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…
Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…
METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection
Alright, buckle up, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this)! 🤘 Pluginz, those masterminds of musical merchandise, are…
Styx: Still Rockin’ (Barely) in Concord, CA – 2025’s “Brotherhood of Rock” (AARP Division) Tour
OMG! 🙄 Some geriatric rockers calling themselves STYX (yes, like the river in Hades, because their music is basically eternal…
CNN Reporter Bravely Visits Israeli Hospital (Prepare for Propaganda)
Oh, CNN, always with the theatrics! “Hospital struck!” Cue the dramatic music. But wait, no deaths? And Iran conveniently says…
M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…