Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
So, Gene Simmons, bless his black, leathery heart (probably from all the stage makeup), decided to grace Red Bank, New…
OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…
OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? 🤣😂🤣 Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! 💀…
Rock legend Neil Young, whose age is catching up to the oldest electric vehicle, has declared war on Elon Musk…
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…
OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🤘 Like, who even HAS that…
🎸🚨 OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of Mötley Crüe’s “Dogs Of War”! 🐶⚔️ Prepare…
Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. 🥁🎤🎸 Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…
OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…
