Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…
TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…
ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…
SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe
The infamous metal/punk rock band SNOT is at it again, trying to make a comeback with their new album 🎸.…
Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 — Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot 📻🇸🇪🤘
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» 💀😱 Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…
DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…
Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! 🚀👀 The new trailer for…
Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…