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Sunday Series Indoor Concert: Classical Blast in Kilts or Why Bagpipes Should Replace Violins Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Classical Blast’s Rockin’ Celtic Show: Where Kilts Meet Rock ‘n’ Roll!** 🍀🎸 Don’t miss this epic St. Patrick’s month celebration!…

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“Pretty Girls Turn Up at R&B Brunch & Day Party: Where the Beats Are Smooth and the Vibes Are Cooler Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Pretty Girls Love R&B Brunch & Day Party: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Vibe on a Sunday?** Sip, sip, hooray!…

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JohnMartin’s 33rd Annual St. Patrick’s Street Festival: Where Green Beer Flows Like the River Shannon and Shamrocks Outnumber Common Sense!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Sat, March 14, join us for the 33rd Annual JohnMartin’s St. Patrick’s Street Festival ft. Live Bands, Entertainment, Drinks, Food…

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Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate
SABATON drops "Yamato" with World Of Warships — because what's heavier than metal? Battleships!
Breaking, Music News

SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
TRIXTER: STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT ALBUM YET
Breaking, Music News

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…

Trump 1.0 Crashed the Cuba Party: Diplomats Mourn the Good Times They Had
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump 1.0 Crashed the Cuba Party: Diplomats Mourn the Good Times They Had

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Deep State Diplomats Cry Like Babies as Trump Fixes Obama’s Cuba Mess Another swamp creature crawled out from under a…

‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Sequel: Original Directors Return to Slay More Demons with KPop Beats, Fans Rejoice (or Not)
KPop Demon Hunters Sequel Confirmed — Because One K-Pop Apocalypse Isn’t Enough
Breaking, Movie News

‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Sequel: Original Directors Return to Slay More Demons with KPop Beats, Fans Rejoice (or Not)

FinnMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s back to ruin another evening with their perfectly choreographed demon-slaying shenanigans. That’s right, KPop Demon…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
Breaking, Games News

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

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