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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺβš”οΈ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🀑 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox
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House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs πŸ¦–, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
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The hills are alive with the sound of earworms

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…

“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
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“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🀑 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

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