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Tag: Music

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
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Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th
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Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**🔥Yalla Habibi AfterDark🔥is gracing the Bay Area at Pure Nightclub! Prepare for an “unforgettable” night. Expect non-stop music🎶 and a…

Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment
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Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE event in Santa Monica! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the historic…

Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday
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Tampa Bay’s Hottest Sweaty Box You’ll Regret Monday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh honey, prepare for the ✨eccentric✨ Tangra Nightclub in Tampa! Designed by Disco Designer, it’s THE nightlife attraction. Get ready…

Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset
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Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE movie night in Santa Monica?! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the…

Tampa Bay’s Swankiest Sweathouse: Get Ready to Regret Monday
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Tampa Bay’s Swankiest Sweathouse: Get Ready to Regret Monday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Ah, Tangra Nightclub, designed by Disco Designer! 🤪 A multi-level space with eccentric rooms! Def the #1 nightlife attraction in…

Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s
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Billy Sheehan Survives Near-Extinction Event (aka Grunge) With Mr Big in the Pathetic 90s

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering interview with Nashville On The Rocks, MR. BIG bassist and self-proclaimed genius, Billy Sheehan, graced us…

Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL
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Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the…

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