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BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
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BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…

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Sidewalk Prophets Bring Their Off-Key Wisdom to Ham Lake-Prepare Your Earplugs for Spring 2026!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Great Big Family Productions is proud to present An Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets. Join Sidewalk Prophets for an intimate…

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“Elite Panel of Sunday Pickers Chooses Kervyn Mark: Because Who Else Could Possibly Decide? 🤔”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew…

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“Blackbird: When Beatles Fans Realize Acoustic Isn’t Just for Coffee Shops”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Attention, Beatles fans! Get ready to experience the most magical, musical evening of your life! 🎶🎸** Join us for an…

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GHANA INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION: WHERE WE FINALLY STOPPED SHARING OUR GOLD WITH COLONIALISTS

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**GHANAIANS IN DALLAS: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999 (BUT WITH MORE BEATS)** Join the chaos at **Vice PARK** in **Dallas, TX,…

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“Finally, a Party Where the American Songbook Gets More Love Than Your Ex’s Playlist”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Temple Ambler’s Annual Songbook Soiree: A Night of Big Band Brilliance!** 🎶 Location: The Learning Center Auditorium at Temple University…

“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”
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“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” Hits Austin in a Drag-tastic Spectacle! Event ended, folks! 🎤 The queens took the stage…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

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YFN Lucci Rocks the Garden: Winners Circle 9-Year Bash – No Green Thumbs Required!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

🎉 Winners Circle Entertainment’s 9th Anniversary: A Celebration So Epic, Even Your Ex Might Show Up Join us for the…

“Watch Cowboys Outrun Bulls and Logic at EJ Jones’ Wild Rodeo Extravaganza This Sunday!”
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“Watch Cowboys Outrun Bulls and Logic at EJ Jones’ Wild Rodeo Extravaganza This Sunday!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Black Rodeo Brings Country Flavor to Houston! Get ready for a wild ride, y’all! EJ Jones is bringing his live…

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