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Tag: Music

Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
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Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
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PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…

Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Gets Two Billion Views: Are You Really That Bored
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Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Gets Two Billion Views: Are You Really That Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Did you hear?! NIRVANA’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” music video FINALLY crawled its way to two billion views…

BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?
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BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
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Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…

David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
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David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
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Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…

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