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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€
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Gil Moore’s gonna resurrect TRIUMPH in 2025/26? πŸ™„Good luck with that, buddy! πŸ€£πŸŽΈπŸ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Hold on to your dentures, geriatric rockers TRIUMPH are BACK! Or… sort of. πŸ₯πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ Apparently, they’re conjuring up some “high-tech…

OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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OMG! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‘΄ Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! πŸ¦–πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs πŸ¦– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

πŸ₯‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks β€” but there’s a meaty catch πŸ₯“
🎧 Moby Drops 500 Tracks for Free β€” But You’ll Need Kale to Digest It
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πŸ₯‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks β€” but there’s a meaty catch πŸ₯“

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

In a shocking move that’s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…

Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🀠🎀🚜
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Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🀠🎀🚜

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! 😱 They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! 🀣…

The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈπŸš€
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The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈπŸš€

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…

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