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Tag: Music

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
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Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…

John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
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John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…

New Year’s Eve Rooftop Bash: Come for the Harbor Views Stay for the Open Bar and Questionable Life Choices
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New Year’s Eve Rooftop Bash: Come for the Harbor Views Stay for the Open Bar and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

🍾 The Great Bottle Service Migration of 2025: Harbor Rooftop Declares War on Wallets, December 26th! 🎉💸 In a bold…

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

JPA Nihon Buyo Recital 2025 Where Fans Pay to Watch Kabuki Dancers Pretend to Be Trees
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JPA Nihon Buyo Recital 2025 Where Fans Pay to Watch Kabuki Dancers Pretend to Be Trees

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🐍✨ In a stunning display of cultural confusion, 11 performers will wiggle, twirl, and dramatically flap their sleeves in “Nihon…

AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist
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AGNOSTIC FRONT’s ROGER MIRET Ignores Critics Like His Neighbor’s BBQ Smoke—Just Pretends It Doesn’t Exist

Chord F. DiscordDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears), AGNOSTIC FRONT’s…

Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21
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Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Jesus drops in for a surprise midnight visit on DEC 21! 🎄✨ 🎉 “Home” services: heartfelt music, carols,…

When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025
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When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The annual ‘Baby Jesus’ birthday bash is BACK! 🎉🎅🏻 Join us for a night of questionable music…

Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig
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Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Bulletboys Reunite After Four Years, Fans Experience Both Excitement and Existential Dread 🚨 In a stunning turn of…

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