Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean, I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that a metal musician would be gay. Said no one ever. Anyway, Caleb Shomo, the fearless leader of BEARTOOTH, has finally found the courage to come out of the closet, and we’re all just so proud of him 🙄. I’m not being sarcastic, I swear. It’s not like it’s a big deal or anything, but hey, it’s still a thing, right? 🤷♂️
So, Caleb Shomo was on the Lipps Service With Scott Lipps podcast, and he decided to spill the beans about his sexuality. Because, you know, it’s not like he’s been hiding it or anything. He said it was “fucking terrifying” to come out to his parents, but they were super supportive, and we’re all just so happy for him 🎉. I mean, who wouldn’t want to come out to their parents and risk being disowned? Sounds like a blast 🎊.
The Struggle is Real
Caleb Shomo also talked about how hard it was to come out to his wife, Fleur Shomo, because their marriage was “the only relationship I’ve ever had.” Aw, poor guy, having to come out to his wife and risk losing the love of his life 🤕. But hey, at least he’s being honest, right? I mean, it’s not like he’s been living a lie or anything. Oh wait, he totally was 🙃.
Apparently, Caleb’s wife was the first person he came out to, and it was a “tough one to even begin to put into words” because he was still coming to grips with his own sexuality. Yeah, no kidding, buddy. It’s not like it’s easy to figure out you’re gay or anything 🤷♂️. But hey, at least he’s being honest now, and we can all just move on with our lives 🙄.
The Music Scene: Where Homophobia Goes to Die
Caleb Shomo also talked about how the music scene, particularly the hard rock community, has never been “super embracing of people’s sexuality.” No kidding, really? I mean, it’s not like metalheads are known for being close-minded or anything 🤦♂️. But hey, at least Caleb is being brave and coming out, and we can all just applaud him for being so courageous 🎉.
The BEARTOOTH frontman also mentioned that his song ‘Free’ was the first single they put out that’s on their new album “Pure Ecstasy”, and it was apparently a big deal or something. I mean, who doesn’t love a good song about being free and stuff 🤩? But hey, at least the album is out now, and we can all just go listen to it and forget about Caleb’s personal life 🎵.
In conclusion, Caleb Shomo came out as gay, and the world is still spinning. Who knew? 🌎💥. But seriously, it’s great that he’s being honest, and we can all just support him and move on with our lives 🙄. I mean, it’s not like it’s a big deal or anything, but hey, at least we can all just pretend to care 🤷♂️. BEARTOOTH is going on tour, and you can all just go see them and forget about Caleb’s personal life 🎟️. Sounds like a plan to me 🤘.
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