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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

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JazzAntiqua’s The Stories We Tell: Where Jazz Meets the Chaos of Our Lives

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The City of West Hollywood and JazzAntiqua Dance and Music Ensemble present THE STORIES WE TELL Black History Month Celebration…

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)
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HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Yo, check it! Eventbrite’s got an event for ya – it’s called “Hi-Top Fade: A New Jack Swing Day Party”…

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“John McDevitt’s Life Saved by Benefit Concert: Because Clearly, He Can’t Save Himself”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale…

“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”
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“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh snap! Brunch R&B Bingo Oakland just ended 😢 .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log In Sign Up Find Events…

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Free Before Midnight Madness at Mama Taco BK: Where Your Wallet Takes a Nap!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Attention party animals! 🐻🥳 FRIDAY, FEB 27TH | FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS NYC PISCES ♓ SZN TAKEOVER EVERYONE FREE B4 12AM…

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“Black Joy Parade After Party: Where the Vibes Are Toasted and the Fun is Lit!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The Black Joy Parade is almost here, and Toasted Life is hosting the Official After Party—because nothing says “joy” like…

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Kelvin Truitt: The Night You’ll Never Unsee

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Black History Month Just Got A Soul Upgrade At The Guild Theater 😎🎤 Looking for a night of music that…

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
Kid Rock's Spiritual Awakening Is Now a Billboard Chart-Topper Because, Why Not?
Breaking, Music News

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
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SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

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