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Tag: Music

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
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The hills are alive with the sound of earworms

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…

“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
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“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
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The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! 🤪 Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR 📅 since those Finnish rockers 🇫🇮, THE RASMUS (who…

Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
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Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…

Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
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Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? 👴👵 I thought they’d faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. 💻…

RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment
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RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

ALL LA FILMMAKERS & FRIENDS are “invited” to kick off RSFF4! RSFF wants to party with you. Celebrate our local…

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