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OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣
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OMG πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸŽΈπŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ₯, are these bands still alive? πŸ’€ Riot Fest 2025! 🀣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG, Riot Fest is turning 20! πŸŽ‰ As if we needed another reason to question our life choices. They’re bribing…

Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨
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Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years πŸ™„πŸ’Ώβœ¨

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…

Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™„
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Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

So, Page Hamilton, bless his heart πŸ™„, is STILL yapping about “Betty.” Apparently, some South American folks are gonna get…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! πŸ™„ Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

Joker: Folie Γ  Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green β€” Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity
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Joker: Folie Γ  Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green β€” Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity

FinnOctober 8, 2024

In what could be the greatest cinematic blunder of our time, Joker: Madness for Two flopped at the box office,…

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