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Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™„
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Helmet’s Page Hamilton Thinks You’re a Moron If You Think “Betty” Is Their Best Album πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

So, Page Hamilton, bless his heart πŸ™„, is STILL yapping about “Betty.” Apparently, some South American folks are gonna get…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🀘πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! πŸ™„ Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

Joker: Folie Γ  Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green β€” Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity
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Joker: Folie Γ  Deux Flops: Should’ve Been Blackface, Not Green β€” Hollywood’s Greatest Missed Opportunity

FinnOctober 8, 2024

In what could be the greatest cinematic blunder of our time, Joker: Madness for Two flopped at the box office,…

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