Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…
Tag: Musical
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…
KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…
XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…