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Tag: Musical

Dolly Parton Musical Unveils Star Studded Cast And Free Tickets
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Dolly Parton Musical Unveils Star Studded Cast And Free Tickets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

The upcoming Broadway production of “DOLLY: A True Original Musical” has announced its five lead cast members, handpicked by Dolly…

Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve
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Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge in Washington state who just ruled that President Donald…

Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
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Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…

Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
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Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home
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Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously awesome news? 🤯 Rick Nielsen, the legendary guitarist of Cheap Trick,…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
Breaking, Music News

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
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FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
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FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

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