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Tag: Musical

Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Diplomats Suddenly Remember They Have Families in Middle East

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

The United States is rushing to move some diplomats and their family members from posts in the Middle East as…

Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
Breaking, Music News

Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
Breaking, Games News

Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It looks like Team Ninja has finally listened to our cries and decided to make a sequel that’s actually better…

Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
Breaking, Games News

Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab
Breaking, Music News

Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic adventure of your life? 🤯 Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp is…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
Breaking, Music News

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

Michael Snubbed for Golden Globes Musical Comedy Category
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Michael Snubbed for Golden Globes Musical Comedy Category

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Michael won’t be winning the musical/comedy Golden Globe if a recent decision by the awards’ committee stands. The Golden Globes’…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
Breaking, Music News

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…

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