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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
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Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
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SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…

Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already
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Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting news ever? 🤩 I mean, I can barely contain my…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
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Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

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