Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…
Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…
Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…
Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…
Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…