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NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
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NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! 🙄Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…

Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
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Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG! 🙄ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…

Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death Metal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death metal from South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Xoth in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Xoth in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Technical Death from Seattle, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Inoculation in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Inoculation in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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