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Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 28, 2025

Melodic Death from Santa Barbara, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Grindcore from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Shoegaze from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal from Buffalo, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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