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Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
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Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Shoegaze from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal from Buffalo, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Thrash Metal/Crossover from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal/Noise from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

English rock band from Bradford Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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