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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…

Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
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Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…

Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment feat. Ricky Myers (Suffocation) in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

True Legends! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 7, 2025

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal from Centereach, New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

American death metal band from Dallas, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Orlando, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
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Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

Deathcore band from the Netherlands and Slovakia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Greensboro, NC: Prepare for Peak Excitement (or Utter Boredom)
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Greensboro, NC: Prepare for Peak Excitement (or Utter Boredom)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

GREENSBORO, prepare to be event-ified! 🎉 AllEvents.in is crashing the party with deez events! 🗓️ Find concerts, sports, and “special”…

Wilmington, NC: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Parking)
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Wilmington, NC: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Parking)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Wilmington, NC, is THE place to be… if you’re into that sort of thing. Check out “Wilmington’s Most-Loved” events.…

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