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Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Horror Punk and Gothic/Death Rock from Huntsville, Alabama!

GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili
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GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Well, well, well, look what the liberal media is trying to spin now! It seems those RINOs in the Senate…

Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
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Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

Thrash Metal from Florida!

SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
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SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…

GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
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GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground ๐Ÿ™„ shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…

IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ โ€“ with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
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IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ โ€“ with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical* rock (yeah,…

Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

American noise rock from Nashville, Tennessee!

Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

Hardcore form Charlotte, NC!

Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

«Shit Rock» from Charlotte, NC!

Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
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Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

Japanese kawaii metal from Tokyo, Japan!

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