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Tag: Neo Soul

Get Ready for a Soul Crushing Experience at Stone Water’s Overhyped NEO SOUL SUNDAYS
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Get Ready for a Soul Crushing Experience at Stone Water’s Overhyped NEO SOUL SUNDAYS

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 29, 2026

Get Ready For NEO SOUL SUNDAYS @ STONE WATER ๐ŸŽ‰ in Dallas, TX ๐Ÿ“ on Sunday, Mar 29 from 4…

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NEO SOUL SUNDAYS: WHERE THE GROOVE IS LOUDER THAN YOUR EX’S NEW PARTNER’S CAR STEREO

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY @ STONE WATER: WHERE ADULTING TAKES A BACKSEAT TO VIBES! ๐ŸŽ‰ New venue, same mature crowd pretending they’re…

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“MLK Weekend Celebrated With ‘Pretty Brown Eyes’ R&B Dinner Where Soothing Love Ballads Clearly Honor The Legacy”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Brace your taste buds and credit cards, peasants! ๐Ÿค‘ DSTRKT Events demands your presence at FRAICHE Restaurant on Sunday, January…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. ๐Ÿ“ The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA ๐Ÿคฃ? More like NO soul! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. ๐Ÿ“ The Block…

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Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

๐Ÿคก Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

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