SUNDAY FUNDAY @ STONE WATER: WHERE ADULTING TAKES A BACKSEAT TO VIBES!
🎉 New venue, same mature crowd pretending they’re not hungover from Saturday! 🎉
Every Sunday – Doors Open at 4PM because who doesn’t want to start drinking before dinner?
LIVE BAND – SOULFUL SOUNDZ at 6PM – Guaranteed to make you forget about Monday!
DRESS CODE: Look like you have your life together but not too together! No white tees (we see you trying to be fresh), no sagging (gravity exists), no gym shorts (we know you’re not going to the gym).
AGE: 21+ – Because adulting requires ID verification!
LOCATION: Stone Water (formerly Fire Water – maybe they realized water puts out fire?) 📍 10261 Technology Blvd E, Dallas, TX 75220
PRO TIP: Once you leave, you’re paying again! So maybe just camp out until Monday morning? 🏕️
FOR TABLES & BOTTLE SERVICE: 214.455.1779 (because standing is overrated)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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