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Tag: NetEase

Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them
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Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The Gang of Dragon game is basically dead, and we’re not surprised 🙅‍♂️. I mean, who needs a game when…

Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
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Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…

Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
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Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…

Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)
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Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Breaking News: Ubisoft Hires Back Guy Who Already Left 🤡 To Direct Splinter Cell Remake! Is This Groundhog Day? In…

NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
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NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…

TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
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TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸
🚨 Battle of the Butts: Marvel Rivals Pits Male 🍑 vs Female 🍑 in Patch Update! ⚔️
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🦹‍♂️ White House Ordered Bigger Male Butts in Marvel Rivals — “Make Sexualization Great Again!” 🍑🇺🇸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2025April 13, 2025

Season 2 of Marvel Rivals has brought a lot to the table — new characters like Emma Frost in her…

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