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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post
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MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

An X post shared by the Netflix UK & Ireland account has come under fire after accusations by MAGA influencers…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

Jeff Arcuri Lands Netflix Stand Up Special Nice to Meet You
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Jeff Arcuri Lands Netflix Stand Up Special Nice to Meet You

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

Jeff Arcuri’s journey to success in the comedy world has been a long and winding one, spanning roughly 15 years…

Gloria Steinem Opens Up in Netflix Series Final Episode
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Gloria Steinem Opens Up in Netflix Series Final Episode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The Brad Falchuk-hosted interview series Famous Last Words has just released its newest episode, as per tradition timed to launch…

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck
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Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The most epic news ever has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe a little) 🤯! Netflix has…

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