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Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown
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Miley Cyrus ‘Cold Blooded’: Because You Clearly Didn’t Understand the Depths of Her Philosophical Genius and Needed a Line by Line Breakdown

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Miley Cyrus’ “Cold Blooded” is like the ultimate anthem for anyone who’s ever been like, “Uh, I’m good, I’ll just…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

U2 To Rock NFL Thanksgiving Eve Halftime Show
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U2 To Rock NFL Thanksgiving Eve Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

U2 will headline the halftime show of the NFL’s first-ever Thanksgiving Eve game, taking place Wednesday, November 25th, between the…

Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Greta Gerwig’s Narnia Trailer Features Led Zeppelin Soundtrack
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Greta Gerwig’s Narnia Trailer Features Led Zeppelin Soundtrack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Netflix has released the first trailer for Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew, written and directed by Greta Gerwig and destined for…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

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