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Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen
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Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another episode of the radical left crying about President Trump’s genius moves to drain the swamp! Harvard, that…

Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
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Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…

CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles
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CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another leftist city cries out for help they don’t deserve! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is eyeing…

Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
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Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

  As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…

CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is
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CNN Thinks It’s Time to Gaslight You About Who the “Swing Voter” Really Is

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his landslide victory! They’re now whining…

House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News
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House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, still whining about something! They are claiming the DOJ isn’t handing over enough…

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
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Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
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Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
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Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
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JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…

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