Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
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5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…
Eclipse Glow Games Vomits New “Tides Of Annihilation” Trailer During Xbox Partner Preview (We’re So Sorry)
Alright gamers, buckle up because Eclipse Glow Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has dropped another trailer for…
LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…
Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation as…
CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…
Hitman Summons Slim Shady: Prepare for Rap Battles and Silent Assassin Shenanigans
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive is doing this December! They’re, like, TOTALLY selling out by shoving global…
Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…
Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…