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Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline
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Queens of the Stone Age Launch Complaint Hotline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age have launched a 24/7 complaint hotline, where fans, friends, and foes can air their grievances…

JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix
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JAY-Z Returns with Verse on Beyoncé’s Morning Dew Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

JAY-Z is back with his first proper verse since 2022, joining Beyoncé on a remix of her recent surprise drop…

New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years
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New Radicals Drop First New Track in 28 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Their own modifier may no longer prove so accurate, but for the first time in 28 years, New Radicals are…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire
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CORSAIR buys Trak Racer to boost overpriced gaming peripherals empire

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a new Assassin’s Creed game being announced, CORSAIR has acquired Trak Racer,…

This Is Lorelei Drops New Track Oh No Now My
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This Is Lorelei Drops New Track Oh No Now My

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

This Is Lorelei, the solo project of Nate Amos, has released the second single, “Oh No Now My,” from his…

Limp Bizkit Rocks Surprise Comeback Amid Years Of Backlash
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Limp Bizkit Rocks Surprise Comeback Amid Years Of Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Limp Bizkit were once one of the most polarizing bands on the planet. At the height of their fame in…

Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
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Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…

Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

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