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US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…

ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway
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TV’s Richard Lloyd Battles Bile Duct Cancer, GoFundMe Campaign Underway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Richard Lloyd, co-founding guitarist of Television, has been diagnosed with cholangiocarcinoma, a serious form of bile duct cancer. According to…

Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries
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Bret Michaels Scraps Tour Dates Amid Recovery from Recent Surgeries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Bret Michaels has canceled the remainder of his 2026 tour dates as he continues to recover from recent surgical procedures.…

Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…

Juggalos Gathering Yields Mass Drug Bust And Multiple Arrests Made
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Juggalos Gathering Yields Mass Drug Bust And Multiple Arrests Made

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Missouri police have charged three more people and seized what they said were hundreds of pounds of marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms…

Big Thief Debuts Entire Triple Album Horsepower Live Onstage
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Big Thief Debuts Entire Triple Album Horsepower Live Onstage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Big Thief played their forthcoming triple album Horsepower in its entirety at their August 22nd show at the Ryman Auditorium…

Dr Dre Backs AI Music Creation Amid Industry Criticism
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Dr Dre Backs AI Music Creation Amid Industry Criticism

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Dr. Dre is all in on using AI in creating music. The hip-hop legend discussed his use of AI to…

Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic
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Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Foo Fighters took a brief pause from their ongoing “Take Cover Tour” to join the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood…

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