The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
Blipbug Blunders Into Pokémon GO: Bug Out Bonanza, March Pass Mayhem Unleashed!
Time to swap your bug catchers for Poké Balls, Trainers. Pokémon GO announces the debut of Blipbug at the Bug…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 25: Biden’s Big Speech, Mexico’s Mystery, Immigration Chaos, Vaccines for Kids, and Nancy’s Drama
Here’s your requested satirical news article: Trump’s Epic State of the Union Shatters Records, Demoralizes Democrats The Great and Powerful…
“Breaking News: Politicians Finally Decide Kids Are Worth Protecting—Sort Of”
Attention all child-care warriors! The Victorian Early Childhood Regulatory Authority (VECRA) is here to save the day with their “National…
Blizzard Unleashes Overwatch Rush, a Top-Down Mobile Spin That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody asked for, Blizzard Entertainment has unveiled Overwatch Rush, a mobile game…
Peter Attia bolts from CBS News after getting Epstein-ed by the internet
Liberal Elite’s Favorite Health Guru Caught in Epstein Scandal – CBS Quickly Dumps Him In yet another stunning example of…
America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition
Another CNN “Crisis” Story? More Like Liberal Fearmongering to Bash Trump’s Border Security! CNN is at it again, folks! Their…
Judge Aileen Cannon Plays Hide-and-Seek with Trump’s Classified Document Drama
President Trump Scores Massive Legal Victory as Judge Blocks Corrupt Deep State Prosecutor’s Final Report! In a stunning rebuke to…
Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…