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Tag: Nickelback

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing 👀
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing 👀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days 🙄
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days 🙄

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🤣.
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Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🤣.

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency 🙄 🥁 🙏

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!
WTF?! Kanye Just Put Chad Kroeger’s Face on an Excavator – and Nickelback is NOT OKAY 😳🎸
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🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Los Angeles – 💥 Kanye West’s Yeezy.com online store was shut down over his controversial swastika T-shirts ❌👕, but the…

Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
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Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸

FinnOctober 13, 2024

In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…

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