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Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!
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Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN‘s former screamer, Robert Plant, and his “band,” SAVING GRACE, graced the stage of GΓΆteborgs Konserthus in Gothenburg, Sweden,…

Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
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Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🀣.
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Green Day are getting a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, proving anyone can be famous these days 🀣.

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Oh, great. More proof that the apocalypse is nigh. Those pop-punk “reBeLs” Green Day are getting a star on the…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!
WTF?! Kanye Just Put Chad Kroeger’s Face on an Excavator – and Nickelback is NOT OKAY 😳🎸
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🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Los Angeles – πŸ’₯ Kanye West’s Yeezy.com online store was shut down over his controversial swastika T-shirts βŒπŸ‘•, but the…

Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
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Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸

FinnOctober 13, 2024

In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…

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