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Tag: Nintendo Direct

Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…

Nintendo Direct June 2026: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake Finally Happening After 12 Years of Begging and 4000 False Leaks on Switch 2 Because Youll Buy It Anyway
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Nintendo Direct June 2026: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake Finally Happening After 12 Years of Begging and 4000 False Leaks on Switch 2 Because Youll Buy It Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Nintendo Direct June 2026 has finally confirmed what we all knew was coming: a remake of the classic game…

Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
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Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Hold Onto Your Joy-Cons, Indie Lovers—Nintendo’s Got Another Showcase Tomorrow!
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Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…

Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
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Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…

Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
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Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…

Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time
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Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Stardew Valley Update 1.7 Is Happening ‘Very Soon’™ — Creator Eric Barone Emerges From Pixelated Cave to Tease…

Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For
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Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh boy, Nintendo’s at it again!🎉 To celebrate 40 years of the same mustachioed guy jumping on turtles🐢, they dropped…

Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
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Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…

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