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Tag: Nintendo Switch 2

Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
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Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…

Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
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Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…

Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
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Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts 🙄, just dropped a bombshell ðŸ’Ģ. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…

Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
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Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðŸĪŠ Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…

Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
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Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…

No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port
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No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Ah, No Man’s Sky, the game that launched with all the promise of a unicorn ðŸĶ„ riding a rainbow 🌈,…

OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
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OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…

PokÃĐmon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless PokÃĐmon Presents
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PokÃĐmon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless PokÃĐmon Presents

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Oh, honey, The PokÃĐmon Company International, bless their hearts 🙄, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…

OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
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OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…

Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ðŸĪ‘ and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ðŸĪ‘ and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed ðŸĪ‘), has decided that your measly…

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