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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake
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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

The Nintendo Switch Sports Resort preview experience was a blast from the past, reminiscent of the Wii era when motion…

Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again
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Nintendo Relies on Retro Charm to Sell Old Games Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Nintendo’s Holiday Preview was a masterclass in nostalgia, and I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a sucker for it. As…

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews
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Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

I’ll be the first to admit, I was thoroughly surprised by 1001 Threads of Mizan, the debut title from MBC…

Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8
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Two Point Museum Gets Cash Grab DLC With More Stuff To Buy On October 8

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Get ready for the latest cash-grab DLC from the lovely folks at SEGA Europe and Two Point Studios, because the…

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