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Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
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Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…

Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today
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Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 A Nintendo Switch 2 edition for Stray was released today,…

Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
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Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…

Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
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Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…

The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
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The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…

Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The End of an Era: Nintendo's Takashi Tezuka Retires, and We're All Doomed 🌪️
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Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…

Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
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Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…

BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The Dark Souls Trilogy Remake: Because You Clearly Didn't Suffer Enough Already 🙄
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BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…

Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
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Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…

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