Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better
Oh look, Kinetic Games is at it again—taking perfectly functional ghost-hunting content and slapping a fresh coat of haunted paint…
Tag: Nintendo Switch 2
Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets
Oh boy, it’s Pokémon Day! And just like your grandma’s birthday party, it was packed with announcements—some exciting, some confusing,…
Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…
Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!
Oh look, another game letting us pretend we’re intergalactic space ninjas while our laundry piles up like the Sentients’ ancient…
Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Players Hacked Their Switches to Skip the Line for the 3.0 Update Starting Today
Strap in, you glorified digital hermits, because your overlords at Nintendo have decided to grace your Switch with the 3.0…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…