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Tag: Nintendo Switch

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab
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Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Square Enix is kicking off 2027 with a bang, or rather, a familiar bang, as they’ve announced yet another remake…

Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…

Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
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Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
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Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…

Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

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