Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Tag: Nintendo Switch
Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One
Oh look, The Pokémon Company just dropped a bombshell: more cards! Yes, folks, the world collectively holds its breath as…
Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…
Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!
Oh look, another game letting us pretend we’re intergalactic space ninjas while our laundry piles up like the Sentients’ ancient…
Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…
Nintendo Unleashes Epic Rant About Dispatch’s Cringe Censorship on Switch—Brace Yourselves, Gamers!
Oh no, not another Switch censorship controversy! 🎮❌ The internet is ablaze with hot takes after AdHoc Studio’s Dispatch launched…
The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…