Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
Oh, NOOOO! ðą Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…
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Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. ð Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…
Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðĪŠ Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…
Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…
No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port
Ah, No Man’s Sky, the game that launched with all the promise of a unicorn ðĶ riding a rainbow ð,…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days â Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! ð To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
OMG! ð Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…
PokÃĐmon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless PokÃĐmon Presents
Oh, honey, The PokÃĐmon Company International, bless their hearts ð, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…
Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer
Oh. My. Goodness. ð Did Falcom REALLY think we wanted ANOTHER Ys game? Like, seriously? We get it, Adol is…
OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…