Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…
Tag: Nintendo
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…
Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up
When Splatoon Raiders was announced, I’ll admit I was skeptical. The magic of the Splatoon series is steeped in the…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…
Onimusha reboot because originality is dead apparently
I’ll admit, I went into the Onimusha: Way of the Sword demo with a healthy dose of skepticism, because apparently…
Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…
Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…
Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷♂️ when they found out…