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Tag: Nostalgia

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“RIP Your Wallet: 90s & 2000s Hip-Hop & R&B Party Where Everyone’s Free (Even Your Ex)”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**Get ready to throw it back harder than your ex’s mixtape!** 🎤 90s & 2000s Hip-Hop and R&B party at…

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“Rum Punch Brunch: Eat. Sip. Chill. Repeat Until You Forget Your Own Name”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**🎉 Season X Begins — 10 Years of Culture. One Sunday at a Time.** Rum Punch Brunch returns **March 15th…

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back
Hold My Beer (and My Sanity): Aftershock 2026 Just Dropped a 140-Band Nuclear Bomb
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TOOL, LIMP BIZKIT And PIERCE THE VEIL To Headline 2026 AFTERSHOCK Festival Because Your Inner 2004 Just Called And Wants Its Playlist Back

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…

MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia
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MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh great, it’s MR. BIG’s 30th anniversary, and you know what that means — another cash grab disguised as a…

HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
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HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…

JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
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JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
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Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets
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Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, it’s Pokémon Day! And just like your grandma’s birthday party, it was packed with announcements—some exciting, some confusing,…

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?
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Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Attention, gamers and gore enthusiasts! It’s been five whole years since the last Mortal Kombat movie graced our screens with…

RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
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RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…

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