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Tag: Nostalgia

Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab
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Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic adventure of your life? 🤯 Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp is…

PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership
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PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Winter is coming, and so are the gimmicks. Yarbo, a robotics company, has teamed up with the one and only…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab
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Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

This is what happens when corporate nostalgia meets gamer wallets: the XBOX 25 Anniversary Collection, a partnership between Razer and…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
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Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…

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