‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
Tag: Nostalgia
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…
Nintendo’s Movie Rampage: Prepare for a Never-Ending Stream of Pixelated Blockbusters
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to grace the silver screen again! 🙄 Nintendo, bless their hearts, is apparently doubling…
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist
Behold, peasants! PUDDLE OF MUDD, those titans of… well, *something*, have unleashed their latest auditory assault upon the world: a…
Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…