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Tag: Nostalgia

JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
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JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
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Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets
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Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, it’s Pokémon Day! And just like your grandma’s birthday party, it was packed with announcements—some exciting, some confusing,…

Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?
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Mortal Kombat II Trailer: Old-School Brawlers Return to Kick Butt (Again) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Nostalgia Beatdown?

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Attention, gamers and gore enthusiasts! It’s been five whole years since the last Mortal Kombat movie graced our screens with…

RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
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RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
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Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃‍♂️🏳️‍🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…

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Honeymoon Avenue: A Staged Reading or Just a Rehearsal for Divorce?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

✨ YOU’RE INVITED TO A SPECIAL STAGED READING EVENT ✨ Honeymoon AvenueA Play by LaDarrion Williams 📺 💘 🎭 Step…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

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