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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
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Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…

The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
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The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…

Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
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Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…

⚔️ Avowed Now Auto-Installs with Windows – and You Can’t Remove It! 💸
🏰 Windows Update: Press "Space," Buy Avowed, and Get Back to Work!
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⚔️ Avowed Now Auto-Installs with Windows – and You Can’t Remove It! 💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2025February 20, 2025

Microsoft and Obsidian Entertainment have come up with a bold and innovative way to boost interest in their ambitious new…

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