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Tag: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Tarantino Pens Cliff Booth Novel Ahead Of Film Adaptation
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Tarantino Pens Cliff Booth Novel Ahead Of Film Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Quentin Tarantino may be holding off on directing his 10th and final film, but he’s definitely keeping busy creatively. Not…

Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…

Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…

Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…

Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness
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Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, look, another movie where Hollywood remakes Hollywood and somehow thinks we’re all too stupid to notice. Here we are,…

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