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STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
Breaking News: STRYPER Returns with New Single, and Honestly, We're Not Sure If We're Alright or Okay with It ๐Ÿค”
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STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…

Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
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Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie ๐Ÿ™„. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…

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