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Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Lake Ontario Name Change to Lake America Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…

Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
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Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…

Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
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Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…

Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now
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Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kelly Klein, who managed to pay off her $100,000 student loans in just…

Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
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Trump Wins Again Because Democracy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
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Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
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Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

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