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Trump’s Go-To Economic Statistic Is Totally Useless Apparently
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Trump’s Go-To Economic Statistic Is Totally Useless Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
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Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…

Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
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Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…

Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges
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Square Enix milks Final Fantasy again with resonance and pointless challenges

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for another helping of nostalgia-fueled gaming goodness, courtesy of Square Enix’s latest attempt to revisit the good old…

Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…

Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
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Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…

California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
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California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…

Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
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Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…

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